This is Unfriendly, motherfucker. In this realm, love is hate, hate is love, "Yuck fou!" is the standard greeting, excessive niceness can get you ostracized or exiled, and any subject matter (as allowed by context -- there are some things forbidden on Freenode, for instance) is fair game.
Speaking of Freenode, check out the ##unfriendly channel on the Freenode IRC network. On second though, don't. Nobody likes you anyway.